10 Dream jobs: 1) information media analyst expert consultant. 2) cyber cosmic priest. 3) strategic management specialist. 4) philosophical design therapist. 5) dimensional researcher. 6) astral astrology manipulator. 7) mental-space cartographer. 8) evolutionary liquidation officer. 9) political movement structuralist. 10) human-birthing systems technician.
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whatever the job, whoever made 8) become sunglasses smiley is pretty funny. I’m a little concerned about human-birthing systems technician though. Do you have any qualifications for this one?